Martians Claim attack against Shuttle (by Latuff) by Latuff 11:59pm Sat Feb 1 '03 latuff@uninet.com.br Extra! Extra! Copyright-free by Brazilian cartoonist Latuff! www.44an.com/latuff/index.htm add your comments Source file

News by Latuff 12:02am Sun Feb 2 '03 latuff@uninet.com.br print comment MARTIANS CLAIM ATTACK AGAINST SHUTTLE By LATUFF, Aerospace Cartoonist (CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla.) - Martian National Liberation Front (MNLF) claimed responsability for the suicide bombing attack that broke apart in flames Space shuttle Columbia killing all seven astronauts including war hero Ilan Ramon, colonel in Israel's air force and that country's first astronaut. Former fighter pilot, Ramon had survived two wars. MNFL's spokesman Mr. Spock said that "United States and Israel has lost its war against the Martian resistance and attack has proved that PMNFL is capable of reaching the enemy everywhere." Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon has promised retaliation against alien terrorists. U.S. President George Bush has promised nothing, since he's too busy with Iraq. www.44an.com/latuff/index.htm add your comments

Genius by Genius 12:37am Sun Feb 2 '03 print comment Genius Genius. add your comments

Ramon Understood It by Dr. Gideon Kornblum 1:00am Sun Feb 2 '03 print comment Ilan Ramon, the colonel of Israeli army and the first Jewish astronaut, being for a certain time more close to Human God than rabbis dwelling in the streets of racist Judeo-American Jerusalem with their G-d, our Jewish idol replacing everything has at once understood the things and reacted as a noble refusnik cutting the electronic files with his nail cutter. Has he been influenced by Martians?..We shall wait the more appropriate research which genial but a bit lazy Latuff owes us, his faithful disciples. add your comments

Sick by saul 1:34am Sun Feb 2 '03 print comment He is more than cracy. Best Latuff can do, rest the new bombingbelt and rest in p(iss of)eace. add your comments

Disturbing News From Pentagon by Ben Fertlinger 2:37am Sun Feb 2 '03 print comment JUST RECEIVED! TOP SECRET - NOT FOR EVERYBODY My sister was known in the downtown Tel Aniv for her technique. She catched a Jewish Newyorker who later became a great man in Pentagon. She called me few minutes ago. She says Latuff is too far from the reality. The real thing was discovered by American defence analysts an hour ago. As you remember first they excluded any terrorist involvement. But later two pilots from Louisiana flying over the Arizona desert reported that they have seen with their own eyes and videotaped a fat cat flying in the skies over the described area, approximatly 145 miles North of Houston. At the same time my sister was told Pentagon has received from the restructured and liberated FBI the electronic copies of internet communications between known Palestinian resistance groups. As usual they quarrelled between themselves so the CIA could not understand who has done it but one thing is sure - Palestinians have launched a cat in cosmos over the Arizona desert. They just really believed America shall be happy if they shall enter the technology age and stop with the suicide bombings. They could not launch an Israeli colonel as they would not be able to pay it, all Palestinian money being appropriated by the clan of Arafat who does not belive in the need to develop Palestinian cosmos technology. They had asked for donations from the neighboring Arab governments but could get only a sum enough to buy and train a cat. Was the Palestinian cat the living object which has been struck by approaching Colombia shuttle?..Did Ilan Ramon hate cats and tried to eliminate a Palestinian one with the help of modern American space technology?..Still Martians in a Latuff's flying saucer?..A false Korean blue Delft tea pot?..Ilan Ramon the hero of the elite of Jewish colonels and generals who begin to take on very powerful cannibal Judeo-American System?..The electronic wires of Columbia shuttle cut by a newborn Jewish resistant?..Quite possible Mossad, Shabak, CIA, FBI and Pentagon shall never disclose the real cause of the shuttle 2/01 tragedy. Conclusions & one question : 1. The DIY suicide bombings are a historical past. 2. Beware of trained Arsb cats and brave Jewish colonels. 3. Watch CNN. Last hours they talk non-stop about tragedy that struck our Jewish culture as from eight astronauts one was Jewish. A tragic day for the NASA family. 4. If they shall find a cat's tail among the debris in the Arizona desert will they publish it in the news on the Web? add your comments

Saddam, Shuttle & The Scad Rockets by Dov Garetsky 6:28am Sun Feb 2 '03 print comment There are rumours mow coming from ex-KGB that in the beginning of the last October when weather was still optimal Saddam Hussain with the help of Al Qaida has moved 4 fully equipped Scud rockets installations to Texas, USA hiding them in the basement of a known Lebanese restaurant. Three days ago FBI informed new CIA that something is going on in the basement, some rare movements and human voices have been registered having nothing to do with the usual noises of chewing and s.........g characterising Arab clientele. Did he wait till shuttle Columbia entered the Earth atmosphere?..Or are these the new Scud installations which have not been found by UN inspectors in Baghdad?.. Ex-KGB is silent on relationship between Saddam Hussein and Martian groups. Russians know everthing, for sure but they do not want to open their mouth too much. Oil, ladies & gentlemen, Basrah and Kirkuk. The ex-KGB part of the big game is in the stage of development, watch the skies over Texas. add your comments

.. by .. 8:40am Sun Feb 2 '03 print comment Dear World, It appears that you are hard to please. I understand that you are upset over us here in Israel. Indeed, it appears that you are quite upset, even angry and outraged. Indeed, every few years you seem to become upset over us. Today, it is the brutal repression of the Palestinians; yesterday, it was Lebanon; before that it was the bombing of the nuclear reactor in Baghdad and the Yom Kippur War campaign. It appears that Jews who triumph, and who therefore, live, upset you most extraordinarily. Of course, dear world, long before there was an Israel, we the Jewish people upset you. We upset a German people, who elected a Hitler and we upset an Austrian people, who cheered his entry into Vienna and we upset a whole slew of Slavic nations - Poles, Slovaks, Lithuanians, Ukrainians, Russians, Hungarians, Romanians. And we go back a long, long way in history of world upset. We upset the Cossacks of Chmielnicki, who massacred tens of thousands of us in 1648-49; we upset the Crusaders, who on their way to liberate the Holy Land, were so upset at Jews that they slaughtered untold numbers of us. We upset, for centuries, a Roman Catholic Church that did its best to define our relationship through Inquisitions. And we upset the arch-enemy of the church, Martin Luther, who in his call to burn the synagogues and the Jews within them, showed an admirable Christian ecumenical spirit. It is because we became so upset over upsetting you, dear world, that we decided to leave you - in a manner of speaking - and establish a Jewish State. The reasoning was that living in close contact with you, as resident-strangers in the various countries that comprise you, we upset you, irritate you, and disturb you. What better notion, then, than to leave you and thus love you - and have you love us? And so we decided to come home, to the same homeland from which we were driven out 1,900 years earlier by a Roman world that, apparently, we also upset. Alas, dear world, it appears that you are hard to please. Having left you and your Pogroms and Inquisitions and Crusades and Holocausts, having taken our leave of the general world to live alone in our own little state, we continue to upset you. You are upset that we repress the Palestinians. You are deeply angered over the fact that we do not give up the lands of 1967, which are clearly the obstacle to peace in the Middle East. Moscow is upset and Washington is upset. The Arabs are upset and the gentle Egyptian moderates are upset. Well, dear world, consider the reaction of a normal Jew from Israel. In 1920, 1921 and 1929, there were no territories of 1967 to impede peace between Jews and Arabs. Indeed, there was no Jewish State to upset anybody. Nevertheless, the same oppressed and repressed Palestinians slaughtered hundreds of Jews in Jerusalem, Jaffa, Safed and Hebron. Indeed, 67 Jews were slaughtered one day in Hebron in 1929. Dear world, why did the Arabs - the Palestinians - massacre 67 Jews in one day in 1929? Could it have been their anger over Israeli aggression in 1967? And why were 510 Jewish men, women and children slaughtered in Arab riots in 1936-39? Was it because of Arab upset over 1967? And when you, World, proposed a U.N. Partition Plan in 1947 that would have created a Palestinian State alongside a tiny Israel and the Arabs cried and went to war and killed 6,000 Jews - was that upset stomach caused by the aggression of 1967? And, by the way, dear world, why did we not hear your cry of upset then? The Palestinians who today kill Jews with explosives and firebombs and stones are part of the same people who - when they had all the territories they now demand be given them for their state - attempted to drive the Jewish State into the sea. The same twisted faces, the same hate, the same cry of "idbah-al-yahud" - "Slaughter the Jews!" that we hear and see today, were seen and heard then. The same people, the same dream - destroy Israel. What they failed to do yesterday, they dream of today - but we should not "repress" them. Dear world, you stood by the Holocaust and you stood by in 1948 as seven states launched a war that the Arab League proudly compared to the Mongol massacres. You stood by in 1967 as Nasser, wildly cheered by wild mobs in every Arab capital in the world, vowed to drive the Jews into the sea. And you would stand by tomorrow if Israel were facing extinction. And since we know that the Arabs-Palestinians daily dream of that extinction, we will do everything possible to remain alive in our own land. If that bothers you, dear world, well - think of how many times in the past you bothered us. In any event, dear world, if you are bothered by us, here is one Jew in Israel who could not care less. KAHANE WAS RIGHT add your comments

Jews, World, Future & Cats by Dr.Nathan Rahmilevitch 11:36am Sun Feb 2 '03 print comment The tragedy of 2/1 shuttle crash looks more and more deliberatly pornografic. Like in the cheapest to produce porno movie consumers are sold a few kgs pubic flesh, so today forgetting other cosmonauts burned alive in the 20000 km/hour return to their families the totally synagoguised and nearly gestapisied media talk only about colonel Ilan Ramon. He is our hero...He bombed Iraki atom centre...He is the son of Holocaust survivors...He is...He was... May I?..I am a Holocaust survivor, a real one, not a phony American. Half of our small tribe has been killed by local population not because of Germans but only because the behavior of some of them, very arrogant and racist towards all non-Jews around, has arosed the hatered to all Jews even if they have left racist Judaic crowd. And "weimir" if you leave our racist Judaic mafia, it makes so much money on cutting penises and "pure Jewish" burials that it just cannot let you go. No Likud, no Meretz, no Histadrut shall help Jews who have never smelled Judaism and who have been lured by American Jewish scum to Israel, no-bo-dy shall pay your ticket out of Israel. Maybe Saddam Hussein with his Scuds was the only hope of the Holocaust survivors locked by Judaic machine in Israel and enjoying idea of Knesset full with all kind of our political state criminals, serial military killers and just petty Jewish crooks, burning to the last stone, nourishing this picture in their secret "ha-aretz" dreams because even escaping our Judaic prison guardians we do not become automatically Christians, Muslims, Marxists, Anarchists or free-lance artists, we are still Jews looking for the eye of our mental Kahane type relatives who have been breaking our professional and private lifes. We are upset, yes, very upset over the existance of cannibal Jewish state called Israel which deals in human flesh in the name of all of us, even Jews who have been betrayed to Gestapo by their Jewish neighbors for 7,50 German Reichsmarks per head. We are upset because this is the state founded and formed by Soviet secret police, by Third Reich Abwehr and Zionazis of Ben Gurion and his camarilla to put the end to free development of Jewish thought and to annihiliate any possibility of peaceful end of our Judaic racism. We are upset because the world thinks all Jews eat the meat of Palestinian children and children of other goyim and shikses who are cheaper according to Talmud. We are upset because our circumcized serial military killers triumph in the occupied villages of Palestine. We are upset with the memory of Hitler who had been deliberatly provoked by synagogal scum even being a glorious Zionist, in reality the founder of State of Israel. History?..Cossacks of Chmelnicki were not Oxford and Cambridge professors. Simple natives they defended their Christian non-racist warm and hospitale people against our Judeo-Nazist Synagogal greatparents who did not have Aids but whose racism made everybody around just vomit. The so called pogroms may be viewed today as the liberation struggle of the less educated masses. Crusaders?..A lot of innocent vistims, Jews and Muslims, especially Jewish Muslims. Catholic Church?..Martin Luther?..Remember the burning Church of Nativity a few months ago?..Children of occupied Palestinians crashed to death by Judaic tanks?..We made vomit even the torturers of inquisition. Driven by Roman world 1900 years ago?..Not driven but just happy to get out as quick as possible from Judaic horror state - and settle in the free world. Just lije today (see London, Moscow, Paris, Hawaii, Bahamas etc.) We are not upset you came back to Palestine, we are upset you came as Judaic Crusaders - and kill in our name too without any approuval from our side, against all our efforts to arrest you in the peaceful way and to bring you with your families in the same peaceful way to psychiatric asyles sponsored by United Nations. Palestinians in 1920,1921,1929 have been defending their land and the future of their families against our Judaic epidemy of racism and Hate to the Other in the Holy Land. They did not want the dead racist religion of our Judaic zombies to become the "constitution" and everyday life of their free and noble people who has helped normal Jews (we have such too, even today) to settle in Palestine in the most horrible for our mental people time. We have destroyed the German Third Reich in Europe with the help of Soviet and American armies. We must destroy our Fourth Reich in the Middle East with the help of Arab armies. I hope Arab governments shall not betray us the way they are betraying our Palestinian brothers and sisters. The Fourth Reich must be driven in the Mediterranian the same way the Third Reich has been driven into the North or German Sea but Jewish population must be helped by psychiatrists and forensic medics and Arafat must pay for it if he is a gentleman. We cannot expect funding from Bush, Collin Powel, Perle and Wolfowitz. We must do everything the psychotic Judaic crowd is not extinct as the observation of her daily life in the psychiatric wards may help us understand the roots of racism and fascism and replace the Nazi Bunker of Israel with the Independent Jewish Democratic Non-Synagogal Republic which shall become an administrative part of the united in a bi-national state Democratic Palestine. The day of death of the State of Israel shall become the day of birth of the free secular Hebraic Autonomy. The language is not guilty if it does not bother the survivors. As to the cat launched by Palestinians to bring down the Columbia shuttle on its way back to USA it's a pure lie. They have a lot of cats but how could they bring a cat to Texas if they do not have right to leave their homes to bury babies killed by our glorious Israeli soldiers ordered to execute it by our no less glorious Israeli colonels?.. Please,leave the cats alone. It's enough we have Zionazis. add your comments